The 1st Thread For 9/6/12 (Final Version): Our Beautiful Centrist Media Never Fails Us

Hopefully for Scott Pelley's sake, his network didn't put up the video of him being inspired by the Romney campaign to release the Centrist narrative for today after Clinton's "non-lying centrism  masterpiece speech" last night.

The narrative goes like this as I tuned into how CBS was covering the DNC:

Already this morning, Lauer is repeating the standard line: President Obama vs President Clinton.

Our centrist media, proudly being centrist instead of doing their actual jobs. They are proud of their implicitness and/or their overall petrification of their bosses and the GOP.

They just get better and better.

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My alma mater's sacred hockey team players are getting accused of sexual harassment with the program getting embarrassing press.

Charles Krauthammer gets weirder and weirder.

Another great press conference for Serena Williams, especially with her words about Andy Roddick.

And if you thought Krauthammer was peculiar, you can go back to this morning's TSTRNS thread to see how Chuck Norris sets the bars so high in the insane. 

The 1st Thread at The Whole Delivery for September 6, 2012.