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"Don't Know Much" - Hilarious Obama Sam Cooke Parody Ad

Beijing Olympics 2008- The Full REVIEW with PICS

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Gold Silver Bronze Total
1.China 51 21 28 100
2.United States 36 38 36 110
3.Russian Fed 23 21 28 72

Shoutout to Dara Torres: The best 40 plus swimmer on the Planet


August 6, Day 1

Shhhhh. The Olympics started before the Opening Ceremonies, with the women's soccer tournament kicking off, Norwegian striker Leni Larsen Kaurin's two-minute goal in Norway's 2-0 victory over the Athens 2004 gold medalist, the United States was the fastest-ever goal in the Women's Olympic Soccer Tournament.

The 0-0 draw between 2007 World Cup champion and runner-up, Germany and Brazil, put them equal at soccer place in their group

August 7, Day 2

The Men's soccer tournament kicked off on this day, as the United States men started off much better than their female counterparts with a 1-0 win over Japan. Stuart Holden of the Major League Soccer champions Houston Dynamo scored in the 47th minut…

The John McCain Weekly Gaffe Report- The "Out of Touch" Edition

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Oh, what a week it was. The "John McCain Weekly Gaffe Report", right after we acknowledge our sponsors for this week.

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Let's begin. And remember, quotes from John McCain and the John McCain campaign that does speak for John McCain, as well as key titles, are in bold.

Before we get into the "Housing-Gate Gaffes", there are two sets of other blunders from The Spatula that are also part of our show today.

The “I won the debate no matter what” Saddlebrook Gaffes
1.Maybe I meant Euros, or Pounds, or Monopoly Paper." Gaffe (A Carry Over From Last Week)
WARREN: Everybody talks about, you know, taxing the rich, but not the poor, the middle class. At what point, give me a number, give me a specific number. Where do you move from middle class to rich? [...]

MCCAIN: How about $5 million? No, but seriously, I don’t think you can, I …