The Whole Delivery

In the old days, when you nationally embarrass yourself on TV by spelling a word wrong, you would never even contemplate calling any other person "stupid." And when you do it twice.....TWICE.... ...well, yeah. But nowadays, the human mind of being abashed at yourself yet somehow having the gall to label someone "stupid" doesn't exist anymore : No question it's a winner of the..... .....Straight Jacket Award for today.

Only he could say this : Only he.

I was thinking when would he start going after Obama's daughters, and now that great classy day has come : You would probably forget from his insanity like no other here that he has a daughter himself. How at the behest of that child, I feel the need to say that I feel sorry for her that her daddy is the definition of a psychopath in the dictionary. I wonder how he will go after the dog Bo in the future? He'll probably bark all over his show like he barked earlier in the year. All for decline ratings I say!

Only this man : Only this man. The Straight Jacket Award for the week (But there is another to give out for sure later on.)

Seriously : On Saturday, Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) and several other elected officials boosted Fox News host Glenn Beck at an event at the Oil Palace in Tyler, TX. The day was full of right-wing flame-throwing, including Perry saying that he was “proud” to be in an “army” of anti-Obama Americans. Another prominent theme during the event was that the country has “drifted far away from its founding values”: Gov. Rick Perry, U.S. Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Tyler, and state Rep. Leo Berman also spoke, all delivering similar messages. Berman told the crowd, “I believe that Barack Obama is God’s punishment on us today, but in 2012, we are going to make Obama a one-term president.” Their punishment, our blessings I guess. Then again, a punishment from God is also a Blessing. Or for them, they should see it that way if they are good Christians. Just for that alone, Rep Berman earns his first........... .....Straight Jacket Award

And they probably may never be cured. It happened yesterday, but it was just too crazy not to give this..... ....the Straight Jacket Award of the week.

I totally admit it. I was looking forward to Massa on Beck today. I really really was. And I got all my expectations met and thensome. Who could make Beck say this (and say it with all his heart)? Now of course, the irony of him saying that is truly remarkable considering he wastes everyone's time everyday (unless you laugh at the craziness like I do). But that is just how devastatingly kookie (and effective in a bizarre way) Massa was in this interview. This man was rushed into being a conservative hero by Beck and only Beck alone the minute he agreed to being on his show. And with the level of frustration he placed on Beck, his hero label evaporated faster than it was placed on him. Jessie Taylor said this perfectly on Twitter today : I wish it were true for Massa's sake even though it's just his "tickling" insanity running amuck in awesome fashion right now. The damage was done however, resulting in Goldboy virtually saying "Uncle, Uncle" un...

It sure is : Looks like Eric Massa’s 15 minutes as the new hero of the national conservative movement might be about to come to an abrupt end : Former Rep. Eric Massa has been under investigation for allegations that he groped multiple male staffers working in his office, according to three sources familiar with the probe. The allegations surrounding the New York Democrat date back at least a year, and involve “a pattern of behavior and physical harassment,” according to one source. The new claims of alleged groping contradict statements by Massa, who resigned his office on Monday after it became public that he was the subject of a House ethics committee investigation for possible harassment. Now I can further see why Malky Malks is mad with the Dreck one for having him on his show today: But it sure is great to see looney tunes attack looney tunes.

One of the few ads remaining for Glenn Beck's show is a truly delightful new thing : And here is the ad with information on how and where you can get your Survival seeds. Truly fitting of the first of........ ....two Straight Jacket Awards for the day

You would think that after a national nutcase has smeared your character and strongly contributed to you resigning from your prominent job that you would harbor ill feelings for a long time for that person. And saying nice things about that individual? What prodigious marijuana are you smoking? So when Van Jones got on the microphone last night at the annual NAACP awards to accept "The Achievement Award", you know what he had to say about Glenn Beck???? Did he call him an a--hole? Did he say "You'll never stop me idiot?" Nope, he said this. 'I see you, and I love you, brother.' Yes, the former White House green czar said that last night to the man who made him out to be the black Stalin at every moment he had the chance too. More importantly, those comments from Jones about the "Fixed Comedy" idiot came after the usual powerful and poignant advocacy that rational people come to know him buy. Last thing I want to say is this: To my...

Because this is just for appropriate for it: Until then rest is sufficient, here is Tevin.....God bless:

First, someone hangover from Leno's staff must have thought this was a good decision from NBC at 30 Rock today. Or maybe Jeff Zucker: Just in time for Black history month! Obviously, someone was going to notice this, and it turned out to be Quest love as the one who noticed that: As the firestorm for that has continued to grow since the Roots drummer put that on his Twitter page, not to be outdone is the man who has the authority in this country to deem what is truly "American" and what is not. For those who couldn't hear that, thank goodness that you weren't subjected to that. But it is more pure entertainment for me in the post racial society.

It truly is Wait until the facts are in. Mainstream Media, ACORN, Media Matters (all the supposed defenders of due process and journalistic ethics) are jumping to conclusions over the arrest today of James O'Keefe, with the clear intention to smear and, if possible, convict O'Keefe and his alleged co-conspirators in the court of public opinion in order to taint the "jury of their peers." [...] Let me state clearly for the record: wiretapping is wrong. But until I hear the full story from James O'Keefe, I will not speculate as to what he was doing in Louisiana. May the comedy keep on coming.

In what will be the first of many Straight Jacket Awards this year for this man, here is the Blowhard of all blowhards with a comment ten million times as worst as the one talked about the last three days by the chatter heads. I would to see any conservative not argue about this not being racist (and pure hateful): If you are deaf person reading this, it served you good purpose not being able to hear this usual level of ugly from, well, that ugly guy. Now the Dreck one put up a strong bid today (as he does every day) with this remark calling President Obama a "slavemaster." But Blowbaugh's comments are just too strong to deny him his first...... .....Straight Jacket Award of 2010.

Busy today with stuff.....the run through is quite long and entertaining: Even if they are the leaders of racists, why give racists the time of day. We know they are stupid people, so why bother with stuff that was almost a year ago ? Hope the salient point I have stayed has been made after seeing that. Even if they used Google , they probably wouldn't be able to read it properly. Just like with Dreck with his appendix, I guess Blowbaugh likes the SEIU union socialized medicine hospitals. The chants of a second stimulus will continue to exist . Yemen is letting it be known now that there will be no foreign intervention into their country in dealing with Al Qaeda. Not a belief that I will go to Vegas and bent the 40 acres on. Another future Minnesota nutcase to hear from in the future? That George Soros-Hillary Clinton line has been taken into the new decade I see. What a surprise. I will thank the Lord if this slowly fades away from our vapid corporate media's eyes . I wi...

We start off with the first of several house Republicans...... one Virginia Foxx To her, health care is the biggest terrorist in the nation, more so than even our recent potential bomber! And how could forget her calling the Matthew Shepard story of his murder "a hoax." She may not get as much attention as the rest of these individuals on this list, but she is pound for pound just as batty as anyone in this nation. A Recipient of the Straight Jacket Award since its inception, she is certainly a worthy candidate as well. Next on that list is a Congress person from the other Carolina. It's the Deminted one that is Mr. Waterloo himself, Jim DeMint. From calling our elections "power grabs" similar to ones in Venezuela to hissy fitting on passing healthcare in the summer , DeMint was one of the All-star political figures embarrassing the Palmetto State in a big fashion. This moment signifies how deserving of this prestigious award this man is: Jim Demint, certainl...

Following in the footsteps of Mr. Insanity last year, here is this year's Media Matters Misinformer Of The Year. One of the few awards he truly earned: ( ED note : Because of a few things to handle, process has been very slow today. But expect a barrage of links to come your way...stay tuned.)

But what he said......maybe far far worse. For something that is actually funny and not offensive: To Tevin........until tomorrow folks, Stay blessed:

If you missed you daily Dreck entertainment television the last few days, his poor little appendix was bothering him. So much so, that he had to get emergency for it. But look at he what he tweeted ! Now it is all well and goodie good that he is well. What is MUCH more newsworthy however than, as Duncan Black calls him, " America's Assignment Edition ", is that Beck went to a hospital whose nurses are very likely to be apart of a group that he has bashed just as much as he has bashed ACORN. The SEIU. The hilarity is just surreal : The security-conscious Beck has not disclosed the name of the facility, but it's a safe bet that it is staffed by proud members of a storied union: New York's Local 1199, aka United Healthcare Workers East, which belongs to the Service Employees International Union. The SEIU has organized all of Manhattan's major hospitals, including every facility to which Beck could have conceivably been sent. It probably has not occurred to Beck ...

It pretty funny how Nixonian the Obama Administration supposedly is when making valid statements about a comedy network that is the master at the art of Cropping . You know, that certain art that makes people in the White House look like willing Communists! Continuing Fox News' witch hunt against members of the Obama administration, both Glenn Beck and Special Report misleadingly cropped White House communications director Anita Dunn's remarks at a high school graduation ceremony to falsely claim that she was, in Beck's words, "proclaiming Mao [Zedong] as ... the man that she turns to most." In fact, Dunn actually said that Mao and Mother Theresa were "the two people that I turn to most to basically deliver a simple point, which is, you're going to make choices" [emphasis added]. What makes this even more dense than usual from the comedic network is the fact that they did let a large portion of Dunn's speech run initially last Thursday . Advice ...