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The Straight Jacket Award For 4/8/10: Apologized To The Sane In The Twins Cities....

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.....For having to be subjected to that last night among the crazy . Certainly will be hard to deny this as the......... ...Straight Jacket Award.

The Straight Jacket Awards Thread #4 For 2009: The Final Batch Of Candidates- Bachmann, Palin, Malkin, King,

And sparking of spectacles to behold, let's bring in the one and only Michele Bachmann. Not too be upstage of insanity by anyone, this beloved Minnesota congresswoman from both sides of the political spectrum (for all the many different reasons) expanded to her catalog of crazy in a big way. Among the many accomplishments from Bachmann this year include her refusal to fill out the census bureau , an email to her supporters urging them to not let the media " Palinize her" , and calling the Democratic health plan " literally having the power of life and death over you. " And you know there are much more highlights from this invaluable figure, but we can't be that bias here in our decision making. The other maddening Michele in the world of lunatic fringeness is Michelle Malkin. Unlike some on this list who's crazy was first exposed this year, Malkin is indeed a regular in outrageousness, hate, and pure crazy. As hence by calling the First Lady "The F...

The Daily Open Thread For 12/15/09: The Straight Jacket Awards Of The Day

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To all the crazies, you earned it today: You really did : They all deserve it for sure More to come everyone.

11/5/09: TWD's Agenda For The Day: Insurgency Time

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And look who is the leader of such insurgency ! COUP TIME! May all of those oppressive Democrats be aware.....the "freedom fighters" are here to take back our country! FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS EVERYONE!

The Funny For 10/14/09: Certainly No Barbie..........Literally

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The Hilarity continues. I didn't even know she was an action figure : But as the toy-maker company HeroBuilders can attest, Bachmann is nothing like Palin when it comes to commercial appeal : If U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann’s popularity was judged by the sales of her new action figure, she’d be in trouble. The Connecticut-based toy company HeroBuilders has sold only 50 copies of the unlicensed action figure since its release on Sept. 25. Bachmann, a Republican, represents Minnesota’s 6th Congressional District and has been a high-profile critic of President Obama and the Democratic Party. “I’ll tell you this, she’s no Sarah Palin,” said Emil Vicale, CEO of HeroBuilders. The sales of the high-priced Bachmann doll (retail price: $34.95) pale in comparison to the Palin action figure, which sold 10,000 units within 24 hours of its launch. Matt Smith quips that “part of the problem with the Bachmann action doll may be that the most interesting thing about Minnesota’s 6th District congre...

Bill O'Reilly Made A Pass To Michele Bachmann!!!

Hahaha, he is loofahing again : "Good-looking." What a charmer he is, isn't he? And he even made a past at Palin too.

At Least Steve King Is Consistent With His Craziness

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He certainly must watch Glenn Beck when he gets home at nights. I caught up with Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) at the How to Take Back America Conference to follow up on an issue that had come up there: “defunding the Left.” After ACORN, what was the next natural target for Republicans? King said it would be the Service Employees International Union. “When you think what happened to Communists after the wall fell down in ‘89,” said King, “they didn’t just curl up and decide to become capitalists. They would go back and reform like — Oh, it’s like trying to squash an amoeba.” People don't believe me, but I think that King can easily challenge Michele Bachmann as the craziest figure in the House of Representatives. His track record in the last few weeks has been nothing short of startling.

The Two Best Lady Politicians Ever

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HAHAHAHAHAH. It's like "The Bridge To Nowhere", PART 875. Thank the hypocrite bust masters at Think Progress for this one! (Specifically, Lee Fang) Too funny However, on April 16th 2008, then Gov. Sarah Palin endorsed some of the same end of life counseling she now decries as a form of euthanasia. In a proclamation announcing “Healthcare Decisions Day,” Palin urged public facilities to provide better information about advance directives, and made it clear that it is critical for seniors to be informed of such options: WHEREAS, Healthcare Decisions Day is designed to raise public awareness of the need to plan ahead for healthcare decisions, related to end of life care and medical decision -making whenever patients are unable to speak for themselves and to encourage the specific use of advance directives to communicate these important healthcare decisions. [...] WHEREAS, one of the principal goals of Healthcare Decisions Day is to encourage hospitals, nursing homes, assiste...

The Straight Jacket Award Of The Day #1 for 7/27/09: Because She Can't Let Sarah P Out Crazy Her

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The latest classic moment from the one and only Michelle Bachmann The look on Elijah Cummings face says it all Stunned at her. Just stunned. It can't get anymore hilarious than that. This Hall of Famer of the Award, Michele Bachmann, adds another to her trophy mantle. of Straight Jacket Awards.

Did Michele Bachmann Endorse An Attack On ACORN?

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Um, it appears so, she did..... via her Twitter (click on enlarge) "Somebody has to go after ACORN" - Senior District Judge Richard H Zoller http://bit.ly/32sd2 is what Bachmann's post on Twitter said That question needs to be asked, especially after reading that link article .... "Somebody has to go after ACORN," Senior District Judge Richard H. Zoller said about the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now. "It's happening all over the country. All you have to do is turn on the television," he said, referring to voter registration fraud charges brought recently against ACORN and its workers in Nevada. "We will," Allegheny County Detective Robert F. Keenan promised as he wrapped up his testimony. Oh boy. Update : Just to note, that post from her was from July 1st, last Wednesday.

The Straight Jacket Award Of The Day For 6/17/09: Michele Bachmann, You Finally Win One

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It took over a week and a half for it to happen, but it finally did. The always comedic like Michele Bachmann gives another great performance. But this maybe her best, because she wows the break the law . On PURPOSE!!! She blamed ACORN for "fraudulent votes"...........but, as it has been said TIME AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN, ACORN handles just voter registration. And, she boasted about breaking the law . Quite possibly, Bachmann is worse than Palin who don't follow politics on a regular basis. And on this day , she beats Palin to winning her first: Straight Jacket Award of the day!!!!

The Daily Open Thread for 6/17/09: The Slap Seen Round The World

More later, including Michele Bachmann's latest lunacy. Until then, enjoy the stuff below.