The Whole Delivery

The highlights from some of the worst things on television nowadays: Nutcase Pete Hoekstra, calling Gitmo "a great place." Man, he is a certified looney tune. Daddy's little girl and favorite puppet does it again: The man with the Apple Sauce in his mouth, Mitch McConnell, talks about how his pathetic party will keep the same tired strategy. And David Brooks greatest moment ever, I have to say: Shame that he didn't have the gall to do it last year ......but hey, in Brooks corrupt mind, never EVER TOO LATE. For one Sam Loomis, wherever you are at in Connecticut my friend, peace everyone.

Goodness, what a pathetic state a pathetic party is in right now. Sam, as always, has the hilarious and actual details. It's fascinating how truly sorry the current crop of gop leaders is. From Rick Perry to the Alaska Disasta, from empty seat Charlie to Boss Hogg Haley, it's apparent their farm team needs some retooling. We can only hope that in four years they nominate any one of the fools in the picture collage above. The best part is, the actual gop voters are intent on pulling their party even farther to the right the next couple of years. Awesome. Sam also points to this article , where Fox is putting the shaft on "MadTv" and "King of the Hill" at the end of the television season, though both plan on trying to survive on new networks.

In celebratory mode, here is a post-election edition of Sam Loomis' Sunday Talk !

Always a classic, especially for this election week. Here once again, the must read brilliance of Sam Loomis' Sunday Talk .

Awkward as hell hug photo from Getty Always a classic, and it displays how deserate , anger, and mad the GOP and Mccain/Palin are with each other, including this great tibit : A second McCain source says she appears to be looking out for herself more than the McCain campaign. "She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone," said this McCain adviser. "She does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else. "Also, she is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party. Remember: Divas trust only unto themselves, as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom."

Caption: Of course it is from Sam, as always Sam is just a legend : Robocalls, terrorist mailers and lunatic surrogates abound. Two weeks left to GOTV and toss them an anchor from sea to shining sea. My friends, there's a full lineup and other goodies below. Highlights, and glad to see Lara Logan , one of our 16-G photo personalities on our main photo her at TWD, back and getting love (She is on the bottom, second left): Meet The Press: The Colin Powell 2008 Redemption Tour. Or else its gonna be Colin Powell's Wishy-Washy Express. Hard to know which Colin will show up. Very Serious campaign discourse with Chuck Todd, professional dickweed David Brooks, Jon Meacham, Andrea Mitchell and Morning Joe Scarborough. Tweety: NBC's Mark Whitaker, Katty Kay, Andrew Sullivan, conservative outcast Kathleen Parker. Quotes here. Parker compares Obama's FL team to General Petraeus, organizing a sunshine state surge. This Weak: Adulterous nerd Newt Gingrich. Gingrich '12!...

From the Great Sam Loomis, of course The best Sunday talk show. And it isn't on TV : THE LINEUP: Meet The Press: Paul Begala & Mike Murphy. Very Serious Discourse with Hillary Duff fan David Gregory, somnambulant Gwen Ifill, Peggy Noonan, Chuck Todd and David Yepsen. NBC bigwigs considering Chuck Todd and David Gregory as part of an ensemble to host MTP after Brokaw retreats to Montana. Tweety: Richard Stengel, Michele Norris, Joe Scarborough and conservative outcast Kathleen Parker. Predictions here. They report Hurricane Sarah coming to Florida to work the Rove strategy of narrow ugly win using the base. Good luck with that. This Weak: BATTLEGROUND BONANZA: Off-message Gov. Ed Rendell (D), Passed Over Gov. Tim Pawlenty (R), Worst politician in Florida Sen. Mel Martinez (R), and Ohio Patriot Sherrod Brown (D). Karen Tumulty, Supersexy Katrina Vanden Heuvel, The Wall Street Journal's Gerald Seib, and George Will talk about McCain rising from the ashes of the worst g...