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The Onion reports: TIME Announces New Version Of Magazine Aimed At Adults To Tevin, be safe folks:

The Onion reports this classic: FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

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The Onion reports on this underreported stunning development: Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay The Onion sure did have some outstanding journalists doing the news stories that CBS, NBC, or ESPN won't even dare do. Aaaa ooooh, Perez Hilton could be in serious trouble : Legal expert says Perez could face federal charges...could be career "suicide". We know: when it comes to celebrity gossip, there have to be limits. Perez Hilton could face super-serious charges for ignoring one of those limits by tweeting a photo of Miley Cyrus climbing out of a car without underwear this week. You won't believe how insane this is. More to come in the Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun thread.

More to come much later folks.

From The Onion's morning show, enjoy this segment on a new relationship book warning women titled "Wake Up, He's A Shapeshifter." The Pertinent No question that Pharma was the big winners of all industries after health insurance reform . The Miscellaneous A $500 Craiglist car beat $400K race car . Hollywood and Bollywood are determined to end piracy once and for all . Ugghh, Cablevision has brought Gothamist . And already tired of the IPAD...... bring in the WePad : More to come from The Whole Delivery latter today.

The Onion reports: Classic. To Tevin as always.....Goodnight:

The Onion reports on this underreported dilemma of the growing death of newspapers.

The Onion reports..... Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together' Full House's house is up for sale.....at least it isn't getting foreclosed . Your LOST fans will love this : And their battle of hating each other continues . Still hell in Honduras . And the 30 most member video game quotes of all time . And find out why this man made this Tokyo Airport his home for 3 months . Your second taste of Open Thread goodness for the day.

Bring in Montell...... The guy who Brent Musburger called an idiot on Thursday night for striking onto the field for the national title game between Alabama and Florida.....this is him: James Cameron is already on to the next one . Disney is going to make a "Lost" TV ride ....though whether it will be a Disneyland with one at Disneyworld remains to be seen. Um..... so? Don't make me laugh . Because I'm not. Oh dear . So....what about the ladies ? The Obama Administration is backing off net neutrality 7 things you shouldn't say on social media. And to close, Congo is getting some of the stimulus as well: Good night to all.

But what he said......maybe far far worse. For something that is actually funny and not offensive: To Tevin........until tomorrow folks, Stay blessed:

An important panel discussion from The Onion: To Tevin.......Goodnight:

Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks More to come.

The Onion's Capital Hill panel talks about another way the Obamas are just out of touch in the long scheme of things: Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans Additional Deliveries: It was already weird seeing Jay-Z on there. It was even weirder when Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield had their reunion on their last week. But the bizarre level will raise higher with this one . Another nutcase House Republican that you will get to know . Google releasing their own phone ? People have too much social media time on their hands . And when you click on that link, that will prove that I'm not a hypocrite here. Because I don't have THAT MUCH time on mines to compile all of that. More to come today at TWD, stay tuned.

The Miscellaneous The Top 10 movies coming from DC comics . And Mark Cuban says net neutrality will only help Comcast . More to come on The Whole Delivery.

Deep. In The Know: The U.S. Moat More to come.

The Onion reports. Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture? More to come on TWD Friday!

The Onion reports this today : Read the rest of the report for those afterbirthers! Wifi on steriods ? Indeed so. This is such a great story : The El Dorado County Sheriff's Department says a little girl kidnapped from South Lake Tahoe in 1991 has been found alive and in good health. Yesterday, a woman claiming to be Jaycee Lee Dugard showed up at a police station in Contra Costa County. This morning, the Contra Costa County Sheriff's Department confirms a man and woman are in custody in relation to the case. And the fastest trains in the world that you can ride right now. It's really cool to look at. More to come.....later.

White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase More to come....

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