Music Thread Review for 2008, Part 1: The Cacophony Award (Worst Song Of The Year)

After a three day hiatus, The Whole Delivery has returned from the doldrums before Christmas time. First, Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate it.

Getting to what this thread is about, and specifically, this music thread, it is focusing on the worst in what has been, in my mind, the worst music year ever. It's been awfully frightening with how bad the stuff that has been spat out from the industry this year, and there have certainly been many songs contributing to the nadir music has hit.

The definition of music is "the sounds of voices or instruments arranged in a pleasing way." If this is "music" in 2008, then I am really scared of what the future holds.

So, The Whole Delivery announces its inaugural "Cacophony Award" for the brutal of the brutal, the unbearable of the unbearable, the Kobe Bryant rapping of Kobe Bryant rapping song for the 2008 music scene will be revealed after Christmas.

Candidates will be named here a little later for this, and your suggestions are welcomed.