The Most Dangerous T-Shirt Known To Missouri

And if you're state isn't careful, it maybe dangerous to you!

T-shirts worn by members of the Smith-Cotton High School band have been recalled by the school district because they contained images of evolution. The t-shirts featured an image of a monkey holding a brass instrument and progressing through various stages of evolution until eventually becoming a human. “I was disappointed with the image on the shirt,” said Sherry Melby, a band parent who teaches in the district. “I don’t think evolution should be associated with our school.” Assistant superintendent Brad Pollitt explained that the t-shirts were banned because they were imposing on religious views:

And just so you know, as you probably see in that Think progress post, those shirts don't violate the school's dress code.

But it violates the nutcase religious code!