The Chronicles of BP For 6/15/10: They Even Made Bart Stupak Look Good

I think another part of the punishment for them is to pay Bart Stupak's rent at K-Street:

Key sad quote:

TILLERSON: The answer to that is that when these things happen, we are not well-equipped to deal with them ... It's the scenario that the MMS and the Coast Guard require us to calculate using their methodologies and that's why it's in there. But to your point, and I think that's all that matters is, the point is, we have to take every step to prevent these things from happening because when they happen, it is a fact that we're not well equipped to prevent any and all damage ... but there is no response capability that will guarantee you will never have an impact. It does not exist and it probably will never exist.

THEY EVEN MADE BART STUPAK LOOK GOOD! Just think about that sentence for a second.