The Funny: Birthers, He Already Told You He Wasn't Born In The U.S.
In fact, he wasn't even born on Earth. He's actually an ALIEN!!!!!
See, there is your proof now people.
No need for anyone calling you lunatics and nutcases anymore. You have the Kenyan's mouth, I mean, the Kryptonians's mouth on record.
Call Clark Kent and tell him that he has another one of his around. Please, while you're still at it!!!
Now all you, especially Ms.Ortiz, need to do is look for that birth certificate.
And who needs health care when you can find kryptonite to serve as his true "Waterloo" moment. Just call the best Lex Luther followers in the Cheney/Rumsfield era CIA, add Yoo and Libby, and there you go. Bam.
It is so simple for you all now.
Yes, you can petition that I be on Glenn Beckie's show tomorrow and Lou Dobbs the next day. Hell, at this rate, Dobbs' boss, Jonathan Klein, will surly give me a job on CNN because of my reporting. He won't have to worry about me making it a personal fest with anyone, unlike these two, even though one of them called out the other's mendacious BS like he should (while everyone else was scared not to), but I won't get embroiled in such tasteless journalism.
Never.
Our President, you have been caught lying. Lying in a way that makes me wish Nixon were back in office, or Reagan to help usher in a monarchy in government or for Liz Cheney to watch her loving father get a third term. If you thought your rational first comments about Gates' arrest were bad enough, oh no brother, you guy (as Beckie would say) have lots of 'splanin to do (as Tommy Coburn would say).
See, there is your proof now people.
No need for anyone calling you lunatics and nutcases anymore. You have the Kenyan's mouth, I mean, the Kryptonians's mouth on record.
Call Clark Kent and tell him that he has another one of his around. Please, while you're still at it!!!
Now all you, especially Ms.Ortiz, need to do is look for that birth certificate.
And who needs health care when you can find kryptonite to serve as his true "Waterloo" moment. Just call the best Lex Luther followers in the Cheney/Rumsfield era CIA, add Yoo and Libby, and there you go. Bam.
It is so simple for you all now.
Yes, you can petition that I be on Glenn Beckie's show tomorrow and Lou Dobbs the next day. Hell, at this rate, Dobbs' boss, Jonathan Klein, will surly give me a job on CNN because of my reporting. He won't have to worry about me making it a personal fest with anyone, unlike these two, even though one of them called out the other's mendacious BS like he should (while everyone else was scared not to), but I won't get embroiled in such tasteless journalism.
Never.
Our President, you have been caught lying. Lying in a way that makes me wish Nixon were back in office, or Reagan to help usher in a monarchy in government or for Liz Cheney to watch her loving father get a third term. If you thought your rational first comments about Gates' arrest were bad enough, oh no brother, you guy (as Beckie would say) have lots of 'splanin to do (as Tommy Coburn would say).
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