The Saturday Fun Thread For 5/22/10 (1st Version): All The Haters Loved This

Because when this go out yesterday, everyone was watching:

Hopefully no little girl was crying.

The Mr. Moulitsas weekly Saturday hate thread was awesome this week, including this gem:

URGENT!! POST YOUR ADDRESS ASAP!!

SIR: YOU ARE A COMMUNIST HOMO. PLEASE PUBLISH YOUR FULL ADDRESS SO THAT I CAN COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE A SHIT IN YOUR MAILBOX. IF YOU REFUSE TO PROVIDE THIS INFORMATION (OR IF YOU LIVE TOO FAR AWAY FROM WICHITA), I WILL SEND THE DEUCE TO YOU VIA FEDEX.

And:

Parade lap

You know something? Your victory parade here in May is a little freakin' early, buddy. Just wait until November when we'll give all you demoncrats a thorough thrasing you won't ever forget.

Sestak?! A loser. Halter?! A likely butt pirate. That scumbum in Pennsylvania whose previous job was holding John Murtha's colostomy bag?! He's goin' down!! And this time not just to wipe up the spilled poop of that corrupt old man!

And what are you all excited about what Kentucky is conerned? Rand Paul is gonna be tea party senator #1! No matter which tree licking, hippie dippie, witch worshipping, psychedelic drug snorting, nude sunbathing, funny hat wearing, liberal trash you flouncers end up choosing. Palin/Paul 2012!!!

demorats, aka The NAMBLA Party, are as doomed to failure as a fudge packer in a dyke whorehouse. Got it?

You're all as screwed as a tried and true, red blooded, flag waving, all American, meat eating Joe in a veggie, vegan, no gluten, lots of gaping asses, pierced, tattooed, dyed hair dopehouse, aka Markos MouTITsASS' basement.

I loathe you. I'm gonna go eat a steak. And fuck my wife. And pray to GOD.

How do you like them apples?

Pure awesomeness and more to come folks in the fun thread.