This Man Has No Rivals

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Meet Chad Ocho Cinco.

The Cincinnati Bengals announced Thursday that they have begun "the process of listing the former Chad Johnson as Chad Ocho Cinco for all club business, per the legal change of his surname effected in Florida.

"The list of appropriate changes will include Ocho Cinco wearing his new surname on the back of his jersey for Sunday's season opener at Baltimore."

Ocho Cinco officially changed his name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco in Broward County, Fla., last week. The league had not changed his name on its Web site or the team's Web site.


Seriously, who can top this man? Marvin Lewis maybe tired with him, but after this, there is no way he doesn't stay a Bengal forever. Hell, let him into the Hall of Fame right now, hands down.

Comments

Anonymous said…
ocho cinco?
I refuse...
I flatly refuse...
September 5, 2008 at 11:56 AM
sluggahjells said…
It's ridiculous man, but it's so damn ridiculous that it's that genius.

Imagine the chick that's going to marry him, on the real.
September 5, 2008 at 1:02 PM
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